i am the prettiest bitch here!!!!!!!!!

watch these. they're hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1JSAGSGiNk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSm7BcQHWXk

1. we have no self-esteem
2. we're single
3. we have nowhere to sleep tonight

"it might be funny if we stop being a joke"
-mia ardito

the current state of the universe is not looking so good

i'm not dead i'm dieting

your portrait is important to me

fuck your birth mother, your real mother is mother earth

there's no business like ho business

burn the bith, fuck a witch

global warmings is happening

burrito kickstand

NEW JERSEY?!

you are my breast fiend

HI WE'RE FREEKY DEEKY

1. WE'VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.

2. YOU WILL REGRET SLEEPING WITH US.

3. WE ARE STABBING IN THE DARK BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT.

I don't enjoy crying, but I do it all the time.

JESUS DON'T FAIL ME NOW

nietzsche pizza